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Three Rednecks were working on the BellSouth tower - Steve,

Bruce and Jed.

Steve falls off and is killed instantly.

As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, "Someone

should go and tell his wife."

Jed says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do

it."

Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.

Bruce says, "Where did you get that, Jed?"

"Steve's wife gave it to me," Jed replies.

"That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and

she gave you beer?"

Well, not exactly", Jed says. "When she answered the door, I

said to her, 'You must be Steve's widow'."

She said, "No, I'm not a widow."

And I said, "I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are".

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LOL, nice

I googled "hilarious jokes" and found this

A humble crab fell into love with Princess Lobster, and she with him. They enjoyed an idyllic relationship but one day Princess Lobster came to Crab in floods of tears saying that King Lobster would not let her see Crab any more.

"But why?" gasped the humble crab.

"Daddy says that crabs are too common," sobbed the princess. "You're a lower class of crustacean, and anyway, you walk sideways."

Crab was shattered and scuttled away to drink himself into forgetfulness. That night was the occasion of the great Lobster Ball.

Lobsters came from far and near for feasting and merrymaking. Only Princess Lobster sat by her father's side, inconsolable. Suddenly, the doors flew open. It was the humble crab. Slowly, painstakingly, he made his way to the throne - walking straight, one claw after another. Step by painful step he approached until he looked King Lobster in the eye.

There was a deadly hush.

Finally Crab spoke up: "Fuck, I'm pissed!"

LOL I chortled.

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LOL... good ones guys... Here's a computer one that comes to my mind at the moment, was on my google homepage a few days back

The day Microsoft creates a product that doesn't suck will likely be the day they begin manufacturing vacuum cleaners.

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