So why do we live in a day and age where we can't get the good Ranch? You know the type that I am talking about. The runny stuff made with real buttermilk that you want to dip everything in? Why can't Hidden Valley Ranch just bottle this stuff? It seems you can find in only in small mom and pop restaurants. Do they not want us to all live in harmony, become one with the Ranch Gods? Thankfully we have a small local pizza joint that makes it here. When we order we order so many extras. I am thinking about asking them next time to put it in a oil drum for me. @jmanz was able to try some on his visit. I looked over and watched him dip his bread stick in it, then I saw his eyes roll back in his head, them he climaxed. Please someone make this and sell it. There is a huge market for it.
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