Caulk Sucker
Oh no! I just crashed my Porsche and got a DUI. My world is  ending.

On no! I just crashed my minivan and now can't get to work to feed my kids in the US of A. Perhaps I'll end up on welfare? My world is ending.

Oh no! I just tipped out my last bowl of rice. I'll have to go four days without any food. Let's hope the tootsies don't come with their machetes. My world is ending.