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[davec]

"outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris"

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[ccs729]

Here are my favorites: Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid>>of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped >>people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck >>Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there >>of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris >

[WayneKerr]

Have you seen the new total gym infomercial?  Chuck looks much smaller.  Oh, and holy crap, he shaved.  No beard, no go-tee, just a mustache. 

[jmanz]

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Have you seen the new total gym infomercial?  Chuck looks much smaller.  Oh, and holy crap, he shaved.  No beard, no go-tee, just a mustache. 

It must be an impostor.  He will be punished.

[jmanz]

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.

[Ludacris]

I have a 2009 Chuck Norris calender and the damn thing went from March 31st to April 2nd because nobody fools Chuck Norris.

[jmanz]

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I have a 2009 Chuck Norris calender and the damn thing went from March 31st to April 2nd because nobody fools Chuck Norris.

lol awesome.

[jmanz]

Apple pays Chuck Norris .99 cents to listen to a song.

[ccs729]

> Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing

[nodle]

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

[Ludacris]

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch.  He decides what time it is.

[ccs729]

Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter"

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[WayneKerr]

Chuck Norris runs facebook:

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Chuck Norris runs facebook:

Kinda cool.

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